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Facebook has become a main and large part of our social life and we always keep on finding good and funny Facebook statuses, so as to  brighten up our social networking profile page. If you are looking for ideas about funny Facebook statuses then you have come to the right place. Here, you will find very funny Facebook statuses which are really awesome and your friends are definitely going to like them.

*Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
*Two crisps are walking down the road, A car stops and asks them if they want a lift, they say “No Thanks We’re Walkers!
*X(any name) says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
*You can steal my status updates if you like, but I lick every single one before I post them.
*You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status!
*Just deleted 100 friends… if you are reading this congrats my friend.
*People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe I am moving in circles.
*There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
*I know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling.
*I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”
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Here is the full collection of funny Facebook Statuses: Funny Facebook Status


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